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Middleton Uncensored Forum
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Announcements & Rules
- READ FIRST: House Rules
No doxxing, threats, or hate speech.
No illegal stuff or explicit porn.
Keep addresses private; crossroads ok.
- Require [NSFW] in titles when needed.
Debates → Debate Pit. Memes → Memes & Sh!tposting.
First 3 posts are moderated; after that, you’re Trusted.
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Start Here / Introductions
- Purpose: quick intros so neighbors know who’s who.
- Post format: First name/initial, neighborhood/phase-zone, interests (pets, hobbies), fav local spot, optional pic.
- No exact addresses / kids’ schools.
- Tip: follow folks with shared interests (gardening, carts, music, golf carts, etc).
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What’s Happening (News & Talk)
- Purpose: roadwork, HOA/city updates, local curiosities.
- Post format: short headline, 1–3 sentence summary, link/photo, where it is (cross-streets).
- Keep it neighborly; rumor? label as (unconfirmed).
- Politics flamewars → Debate Pit.
- No personal info or targeted harassment.
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Community Hub
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Events & Meetups
- Purpose: block parties, yard sales, live music, park meetups.
- Template: Title, Date, Start–End, Venue (cross-streets), Cost, Family-friendly? RSVP/how to join, link/flyer.
- Afterward, drop photos + quick recap.
- One event per post; update the original post if details change.
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Lost & Found / Safety
- Purpose: pets/items found/lost, safety notices.
- Template: LOST/FOUND, What, Color/marks, Last seen (time + area), Contact method, Photo.
- Safety posts: factual + time/place; avoid speculation and naming private individuals without proof.
- Mark [RESOLVED] when done.
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Recommendations
- Purpose: plumbers, internet, babysitters, etc.
- Template: Need/Problem → Who you used → What they did → Price/Range → Would you hire again? → Photo if helpful.
- Be factual (no libel); first-hand experiences only.
- One provider per post; update if things change.
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Lifestyle & Leisure
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Food & Fun (Restaurants, Music, Nightlife)
- Purpose: restaurant/bar reviews, live music calendars, happy hours.
- Template: Venue, Visit date/time, What you ordered, Score (1–10), Photo(s), Pro/Con, Tip (best dish/seat/parking).
- Tag titles: [REVIEW], [MUSIC], [HAPPY HOUR].
- No doxxing staff; keep critiques about service/food.
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Cooking & Recipes
- Purpose: home cooking, grills/smokers, meal hacks.
- Template: [RECIPE] Dish name → Serves → Time → Ingredients (bullets) → Steps (1–5) → Notes/Subs → Pic.
- Allowed: outbound links to your blog/vid if recipe is here too.
- Mark [ASK] for help requests.
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Home & Yard
- Purpose: projects, fixes, landscaping, pests, hurricane prep.
- Share: before/after pics, parts/tools list, cost, step count, what you’d do differently.
- Ask: add [HELP] with model numbers or photos.
- No exact addresses; use area/cross-streets.
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Parents & Kids
- Purpose: parks, playdates, family events, gear swaps.
- Safety: no exact schedules for kids, no school names + full names.
- Template: Age range, Activity, Area, Dates/times (general), Contact method.
- Tag [GIVEAWAY] or [ISO] for gear.
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Sports & Recreation
- Purpose: golf carts, pickleball, runs, rides, fishing, walks.
- Template: [PICKUP/LOOKING] Sport → Day/time window → Skill level → Area → Bring (gear) → RSVP method.
- Share maps/GPX screenshots; respect trails and private property.
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Marketplace
Buy / Sell / Trade
- Porch-pickup only unless both agree otherwise.
- One item per post. Repost no more than every 72h.
- Template: [SELL]/[BUY]/[TRADE] Item → Price/OBO → Condition → Area → Photos → Payment (cash/Venmo) → Pickup details.
- No weapons, illegal items, or counterfeit goods.
- Scams = ban; meet in public if unsure.
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Golf Cart Central
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Pimp My Ride
Show off your tricked-out golf cart, share mod ideas, and get tips on accessories like LED lights or custom wraps.
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Cart Buy / Sell / Trade
Buy, sell, or trade golf carts and parts. List your cart or find deals in The Villages.
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Fix It & Tune It
Ask for help with golf cart repairs, share maintenance tips, or recommend local shops.
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The Chaos Corner
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